Hey BuzzFeed, you have shown you are consistently pressuring you’re “journalists” to be at the forefront…of clickbaiting internet users.

We understand that your entire operation is based on your low regard for humanity.  Clickbait is all you know. But we’d also love for you to know we want you to fuck off and will communicate that in a manner befitting your great organization.

So, my vernable BuzzFeed “journalists,” if you feel the pangs of writer’s block after drafting your latest one-question quiz about bananas and astrological signs or some shit, head the following advice, and your life will change.

  1. Go away
  2. Go away
  3. Go away
  4. Go away
  5. Go away
  6. Go away
  7. Go away
  8. Go away
  9. Go away
  10. Go away*

*We said literally and we didn’t mean it. Sound familiar?